• no
• one
• cares
• that
• you
• queued
• that
• post

(Source: danbutt, via fake-mermaid)

rachelisaflameprincess:

bendydicks:

considerthishippie:

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

oh

i was not prepared for that

(via amandaseyfried)

whatsanialler:

how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons

(via amandaseyfried)

whoisriversong:

witchgoth:

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(via amandaseyfried)

we-are-his-army:

foreverwholocked:

watchtheskytonight:

thefangirltwicedead:

Seriously, how is Tumblr going to survive this November? We’ve got Thor 2 AND Catching Fire AND the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary AND Sherlock Series 3.

….you forgot and the Hobbit 

OH

GOD

DON’T FORGET SEASON 9 OF SUPERNATURAL WE’RE FUCKED

(via trashgnomesanonymous)

bidenette:

it was the besta bynes

it was the worsta bynes

(via trashgnomesanonymous)

sthap:

sthap:

Reblog if you sit on your computer every weekend and don’t go outside with your friends or some shit. i have to proof my dad that i’m not the only one. 

guys it’s important he wants to delete my blog. 

GUYS PLEASE OMG YOU GOT SOMEONE A FLUFFY CHICKEN PLEASE I WANNA STAY ON TUMBLR

(via speakeasylovely)

meladoodle:

iphone-420:

meladoodle:

dude if you want anyone to feel like shit just respond with ‘ok’ to all their messages like forreal

ok

you asshole

(via trashgnomesanonymous)

daisygatsbys:

do you ever wonder if people could watch your life on tv who they’d ship you with

(Source: behindthebakery, via speakeasylovely)

laugh-addict:

i saw hell with my own eyes

(Source: assstiel, via fake-mermaid)

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

(via kelseycali)

nepeta-walks-into-a-club:

we had a substitute teacher who kept saying he was a philosopher??? and somehow everyone was impressed by that and he said “ladies, if a guy wants to sleep with you and you say no and and he follows you around and keeps asking you no matter what you say, you should say yes, because he truly loves you” and everyone nodded at his wisdom and i just

(via thecompanionsdoctor)

basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

(via certaflyably)